Wife: Can you help me in garden??
Husband: What do you think, I’m Gardener.. ??
Wife: Can you fix door handle??
Husband: What do you think, I’m a Carpenter. .??
In the Evening when husband came from the work, He saw everything has been fixed..!!
He asked: Who fixed this..??
Wife: “Our Neighbour but he gave me 2 options..! !
Either I should give him burger or a kiss..!!
Husband: I’m sure you must have given a burger..!!
Wife: What do You think, I’m Mc’Donald’ s..?p