keeping your mouth shut helps!

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .

Doctor: “What happened?”

Woman:” Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp….”

Doctor:”I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband
comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start
gargling with it…. Just gargle and gargle”.

2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman:” Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never
touched me.

Doctor: “You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!”

hahahahahahahahaha………….to hurt nobody …just pure fun this is…………MK

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